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Karolina | 12 kwietnia 2014, 10:51 | @ | | Ocena: 0
Kontrola Niemca na granicy przy wjeździe do Polski:
- Name?
- Hans
- Age?
- 31
- Occupation?
- No, just visiting
snow | 21 lutego 2007, 10:44 | @ | | Ocena: 10
Who (Hu Jintao) Is the President of China
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you! What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let’s hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you! Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu!
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya?asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well,I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don`t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.
gruchot | 23 września 2006, 19:56 | @ | | Ocena: -125
In a world with no walls or fences, who needs Windows and Gates?
rotfl | 31 marca 2006, 21:20 | @ | | Ocena: 33
4 Chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu and their sister Su decided to emigrate in the USA.
In order to get a Visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck.
Fu and his sister Su decided to stay in China.
chomik | 13 marca 2006, 19:39 | @ | | Ocena: -12
- Hello, are you there?
- Yes, who are you please?
- I`m Watt.
- What`s your name?
- Watt`s my name.
- Yes, what`s your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes, are you Jones?
- No I`m Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name is Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott.
- What?
XYU | 17 lutego 2006, 21:07 | @ | | Ocena: 130
СМАТРИТЕ ХУЙЕ ВЫ ВСЕ БОЛШИЕ РИГАРАСТИ
Bybis | 17 lutego 2006, 21:01 | @ | | Ocena: -262
Eina sau bybis ir bumcik. Ispiso kazkas ji is dwieju sonu ir sako. "mosniej, mosniej" Lenkai tai bybei
rotfl | 27 stycznia 2006, 17:56 | @ | | Ocena: -285
Gość chciał zaszpanować dziewczynie znajmością angielskiego, więc w te słowa do niej się odzywa:
-I love you!
-I love you too.
-I love you three!
chomik | 23 grudnia 2005, 00:45 | @ | | Ocena: -157
- Name?
- Adu Dalah Serafi
- Sex?
- Four times a week
- No, no, no... male or female?
- Male, female... sometimes camel...
beret | 07 października 2005, 16:30 | @ | | Ocena: 136
"Wnn ich sage- Ich habe fortgegangen- so ist es falsch. Und warum ist es falsch?- Fragt der Lehler.
"Weil Sie immer noch hier sind", antwortet der Schuler.
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